We get it, you are really smart, you like to read books, you’re something of a book worm. I have a hard time believe that this is really your own personal library. Is this background…
Are you really wearing an Ed Hardy dress for your senior photo? I believe you are. Terrible life choice. You were a solid 7.492, but now you are somewhere around a 5.
Oh…
This isn’t the most flattering dress I’ve ever seen, but somehow you pull it off. I’m thrown off though by you wanting to stand in the middle of a pond to take this picture.…
So you are a Brewers Fan. That’s exciting. I’m actually a huge fan of the old school Brewers uniforms. I just feel sorry that you live in Milwaukee or Wisconsin.
I also like…
So you are beautiful, you play golf, you wear short little shorts, and you aren’t afraid to wear a pearl necklace. I love you. Will you marry me?
Best.Senior.Portrait.Ever.
Please put your shoes on. Nobody in your senior class wants to look at your feet. Trust me, thats not the worst thing I could say either, but I’m feeling nice today so I’ll leave it at that.
Always a Cage Dancer.
Posted on 20. Jul, 2010 by Steven Seagal.
We get it. You love spending time behind a cage. You love dancing behind that cage. You will forever yearn to be a cage dancer.
The only thing missing is your glow sticks…
I want to be back in Highschool.
Posted on 20. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Obviously this guy is not a senior in highschool. Not with that grey hair and 5 o’clock shadow on his face. So my question is, why did this guy go to Olan Mills and take…
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