I haven’t seen this pose and picture attempted since 1989.  It is a classic, but there is a reason that it hasn’t been duplicated in 21 years.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt though and say you succeded in recreating this pose, only because you are wearing a tight red dress and a pearl necklace.

You’re thumb though is really long and is kind of freaking me out.  I suggest chopping them off and the knuckle.

Yes, she is hot and she is indeed standing in the rain.  I just wish she were wearing a white dress.

Yeah, that’s right.  I went there.  I referred to your dog as your twin.  Come on though, look at you two.  Can you tell me that you don’t look like each other?  I mean, you have a cute dog, that’s a fact.

Also let me point out the corduroy chair you are sitting in.  I’m jealous.

It’s been awhile since we have posted a ridiculously hot senior girl.  Thank you Mike for that photo.  Tell her to emial me.

(The sunset is pretty too…no-homo)

Yeah, that’s right.  I race cars…literally.  I’m that fast.  Plus I like to stare at the starter girls in their short daisy duke shorts.

There isn’t a senior or a Ford Mustang that is faster than me in the country.  Everyone calls me White Lightning.

You have tons of those starry showmaker patches there on your letter jacket.  You must be quite the entertainer.

I actually think that you just made up those patches and awards to make yourself feel better about not getting a real athletic letter.  You could have gone the band route also, instead of making up some bogus patch.  My friends in the letter jacket community have never heard of the “showmakers” patch.

Yes, I’m calling you out for being a fraud.  A cute fraud, but a fraud none the less.

Obviously you were the cool kid in school.  All the ladies wanted you and all the guys wanted to be you, we get it.  Your chest tattoo takes you to a new level of cool.

And by new level of cool, I mean new level of doucher.

I’m at a loss of words over this Senior Photo.

Maybe if I could stop laughing long enough I could figure out something semi-funny to write, but untill then…enjoy and leave a comment.

Yes.  This is someone real Senior Photo.

Hey Marshall Mathers.  Why are you leaning on a trunk in the middle of an old alley way?  This doesn’t make sense to me.  And why are you giving us the side profile view?  Is there something wrong with the left side of your face?  I know what it is.  Your pencil thin sideburn on your left side isn’t as good as the one of your right side.

Well I’m sure you have a good reason for all those questions just like I’m sure you had a good reason for buying that extra large collared shirt.  Baller!!

I love cows for two reasons.  Steaks and Milk.

If they didn’t have the brain the size of an acorn, they would probably love me and my blue tie and blue jacket with cool little patch on it.

Have I mentioned that I love Cows?