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Elite is at it Again!!

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:12:49 +0000

thanks for the submitting this 4.75 girl, Nathan.

Congrats Elite for stepping up your photography game. All it took was a post of this girl to do it. Maybe sometime in 2013 you will break through and actually be able to take a photo of a girl that’s rated a 6 or higher.

For what it’s worth, I do think you are on to something with the cleavage shots though.

Try to Crack a Smile

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:40:28 +0000

We get it, you don’t like to smile. We get it, you have a great poker face. Just try to mix in a smile for your senior picture, just one smile is all we ask. I bet Christmas morning in your house was an exciting time.

Btw. That’s not how you hold a football. Stick to filling up the water cups.

I’m a Baller!!

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:47:14 +0000

I make it Rain everywhere I go. I’ll make it Rain when I’m posing for my senior photo. You also know that I have a funny personality because I’m wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. George Washington is my hommie.

I’m quite the catch. Woman want me, guys want to be me.

You are soooo Random

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:41:57 +0000

We get it, you were voted most random in your Senior Class. We also get that you like to use Johnson & Johnson products.

Next time you feel the need to show how random you are, please do it with a shirt on. No one needs to see that.

Not so Elite

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 16:22:54 +0000

Let me first say that I have the same chair in my office, and yes it does remind me of a bad porno prop.

My second statement is more of a question. What is a chair like that doing in a field of wild flowers?

Clean it up Elite Photography and while you’re at it, invest in some better chairs.

The Pyromaniac

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 16:11:15 +0000

Yes, you do love fire. You also love wearing socks with sandals. I’m not sure those two things go together. What if you spill a little gasoline on your sock and then try to light something on fire.

You’re probably not the smartest Pyromaniac the world has ever seen, but you do have a sweet home made t-shirt.

$100 says that you don’t make it to your 10 year high school reunion without having to have at least one skin graft.

The Newest KISS member.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:08:14 +0000

You’re a rock-star, or at least that’s what you want your senior classmates to remember you as being. Unfortunately the only thing they are going to remember is that you have a really wide tongue.

Side note. You can’t be a rock-star wearing a Quicksilver t-shirt.

Hello Blue Eyes.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 16:02:18 +0000

I’m a big fan of furry rugs and blankets. Basically anything that’s made from the skin of a dead animal, I like.

I’m also a big fan of hers.

Excuse me while I go roll around in my Minx coat. If you see this post, Ms. Blue Eyes, feel free to give me a call and come join me.

John Deere is sexy.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:10:20 +0000

The commercials say that, “Nothing runs like a Deere”. Well I’m here to say that nothing is sexier than this guy. Go ahead laddies, try not to wet your panties looking at this guy in your senior year book.

I just want to know where the other end of those awesome suspenders attaches too. I bet it’s someplace magical.

The Ultimate Buddy Picture.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:07:19 +0000

If you feel its necessary to take your senior photo with your best friend, follow the lead of these guys. This is how you do a buddy photo.

Notice the intensity in their eyes. No one would dare call them guy in fear of getting beat up.

Thank you for giving us this blueprint on how not to take a buddy picture that reeks of gayness.