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The Cool Kid

The Cool Kid

Posted on17. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Obviously you were the cool kid in school.  All the ladies wanted you and all the guys wanted to be you, we get it.  Your chest tattoo takes you to a new level of cool.…

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Yes, This is a real Senior Photo.

Yes, This is a real Senior Photo.

Posted on10. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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I’m at a loss of words over this Senior Photo.

Maybe if I could stop laughing long enough I could figure out something semi-funny to write, but untill then…enjoy and leave a comment.…

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Marshall Mathers

Marshall Mathers

Posted on10. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Hey Marshall Mathers.  Why are you leaning on a trunk in the middle of an old alley way?  This doesn’t make sense to me.  And why are you giving us the side profile view?  Is…

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I love Cows

I love Cows

Posted on05. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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I love cows for two reasons.  Steaks and Milk.

If they didn’t have the brain the size of an acorn, they would probably love me and my blue tie and blue jacket with…

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Skate or Die

Skate or Die

Posted on05. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Skate or Die.  That’s how I live my life.  I rock Abercrombie shirts and put my hair in some sort of foe-hawk so people can’t mistaken me for a girl.

Oh and the…

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Frog Girl

Frog Girl

Posted on03. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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You have a striking similarity to that slimy four legged creature you are holding.  Do yourself a favor.  Toss Kermit back into that lake, go wash your hands, remove those trashy hoop earrings and proceed…

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The outdoors man.

The outdoors man.

Posted on03. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Nothing screams Manliness like a chainsaw, leather bound books, a tie, and khaki pants.  You will be forever known amongst your senior class mates as a Man’s man.

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Many leather bound books.

Many leather bound books.

Posted on29. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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We get it, you are really smart, you like to read books, you’re something of a book worm.  I have a hard time believe that this is really your own personal library.  Is this background…

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