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Your bat is on FIRE!!

Your bat is on FIRE!!

Posted on13. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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We git it.  Your bat is on Fire.  No one can get you out.  You are in the zone.

I’ll give it to you though, your senior photo is way better than

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Thanks Dad.

Thanks Dad.

Posted on11. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

263

We get it, Daddy bought you a Mercedes.

I got a beat up Lincoln when I turned 16, so go F’ yourself.

Oh, and your Burberry shirt is gay.  I’m surprised you aren’t wearing a Rolex.

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Wall squats are…

Wall squats are…

Posted on11. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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…a great way to build leg strength and definition.  Yet they aren’t to good when you are trying to pose for your senior picture in heels.

Kudos to you for attempting such a…

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It’s not snowing.

It’s not snowing.

Posted on20. Sep, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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It’s not snowing, Kirsten.  There is no need for you to walk down the street with your skies.  Let me guess, you just wanted to show everyone that your favorite high school activity is skiing.…

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Motocross Mike

Motocross Mike

Posted on20. Sep, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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We get it, you’re the next Travis Pastrana.  We get, you have perfected the flying superman with a heel click, trick.  I just wish you would attempt to jump a bigger mound of dirt than…

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Boots n’ Shorts.

Boots n’ Shorts.

Posted on08. Sep, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Boots and Shorts are a very under rated ensemble for girls.  Then again if you had legs like her you could make a trashbag and rain boots look good.

Great senior photo.  Maybe the best one…

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The Silent Stare

The Silent Stare

Posted on30. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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I haven’t seen this pose and picture attempted since 1989.  It is a classic, but there is a reason that it hasn’t been duplicated in 21 years.

I’ll give you the benefit of…

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Hot Chick Alert!!!

Hot Chick Alert!!!

Posted on26. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Yes, she is hot and she is indeed standing in the rain.  I just wish she were wearing a white dress.

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