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My Armpit Fetish.

My Armpit Fetish.

Posted on20. Apr, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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It’s true, I have an armpit fetish.  Yes, I might be very hot, but I can’t help smelling my armpits every other minute.  Don’t judge me, if you had perfect armpits like me, you would…

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Hot girl on rusty truck pose

Hot girl on rusty truck pose

Posted on07. Apr, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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This picture combines my two favorite things in life.  White Snake music videos and Duke’s of Hazzard.  You have the hot girl sprawled out on the hood of the car, but instead of the car…

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Taylor Made

Taylor Made

Posted on05. Apr, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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So I don’t get your senior picture.  If your name is Taylor, and you’re wearing a Taylor Made golf hat, then this picture is “cute”.  If your name isn’t Taylor, then I have no idea what you are…

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Katy Did what?

Katy Did what?

Posted on31. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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What exactly did you do, Katy?  Did you really draw this picture?  Because it looks like a 1st grader drew it, not a girl that is about to graduate from high school.  Nice chair drawing.  I don’t know…

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Brandon the Bowler

Brandon the Bowler

Posted on30. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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I didn’t know they made jerseys for bowling.  I can tell too that you are a funny guy with a great sense of humor based on that wacky and wild bowling ball that you use.

That…

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Ummm…Hi.

Ummm…Hi.

Posted on24. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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I keep getting lost in your eyes and totally forgot what I was going to say about your picture.

Um, your shirt is see-through.

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My cousin is incredibly turned on.

My cousin is incredibly turned on.

Posted on16. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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As a special treat, I’m having my 17 year-old cousin guest post for this picture.

Hi cousin! Just a reminder, I’m still 17. I can’t vote yet, but I can still definitely comment about my sexual attractions

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Decisions: You’re 0 for 3.

Decisions: You’re 0 for 3.

Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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Don’t get me wrong. I’d totally bang your mom, but she has no place in your senior photo…

Neither does your cat…

And neither does your pierced ears…

And neither does your face? Yeah!

AND NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE!…

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