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The Not-So-Little Mermaid

Justice Beaver — Sun, 01 May 2011 23:08:08 +0000

Nailed it.

This is one of those rare exceptions where I’d rather have the bottom half of the woman and the top half of a fish.

Good catch, but let’s throw this one back.

My Armpit Fetish.

Justice Beaver — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:22:12 +0000

It’s true, I have an armpit fetish. Yes, I might be very hot, but I can’t help smelling my armpits every other minute. Don’t judge me, if you had perfect armpits like me, you would have the same fetish.

Hot girl on rusty truck pose

Justice Beaver — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:35:19 +0000

This picture combines my two favorite things in life. White Snake music videos and Duke’s of Hazzard. You have the hot girl sprawled out on the hood of the car, but instead of the car being a ultra sexy sports car, it’s a beat up rusty truck. I love it, and I love her.

The shorts and shirt could be shorter but overall, it’s a perfect senior picture. If you know this girl, feel free to email me her phone number.

Taylor Made

Justice Beaver — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:39:38 +0000

So I don’t get your senior picture. If your name is Taylor, and you’re wearing a Taylor Made golf hat, then this picture is “cute”. If your name isn’t Taylor, then I have no idea what you are going for.

For what it’s worth, you do look like a Taylor.

Katy Did what?

Justice Beaver — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:34:17 +0000

What exactly did you do, Katy? Did you really draw this picture? Because it looks like a 1st grader drew it, not a girl that is about to graduate from high school. Nice chair drawing. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a chair with only two legs. Also, the painting easel looks to be a leg short also.

The inaccuracies of your painting is starting to upset me, Katy.

Brandon the Bowler

Justice Beaver — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:13:43 +0000

I didn’t know they made jerseys for bowling. I can tell too that you are a funny guy with a great sense of humor based on that wacky and wild bowling ball that you use.

That ball and pin together almost looks like my buddy, Adam Weinstein’s, you know what. Not that I’ve ever seen it or anything.

Ummm…Hi.

Justice Beaver — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:37:17 +0000

I keep getting lost in your eyes and totally forgot what I was going to say about your picture.

Um, your shirt is see-through.

My cousin is incredibly turned on.

Justice Beaver — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:20:33 +0000

As a special treat, I’m having my 17 year-old cousin guest post for this picture.

Hi cousin! Just a reminder, I’m still 17. I can’t vote yet, but I can still definitely comment about my sexual attractions to underage girls. That’s still completely legal and socially acceptable for me. I’m not sure why I mentioned that. It’s good to hear from you. Hope to see you soon at the family reunion!

Oh, and I would totally unhook this chick’s bra with one hand. It would take me 20 minutes, but I’d still do it. I also would totally steam up the back windows of my honda civic hatchback while in the parking lot of the movie theater. And watching her blow on that dandelion instantly makes me go from 6-to-boner.

Decisions: You’re 0 for 3.

Justice Beaver — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:05:26 +0000

Don’t get me wrong. I’d totally bang your mom, but she has no place in your senior photo…

Neither does your cat…

And neither does your pierced ears…

And neither does your face? Yeah!

AND NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE!

My Eyes are Bleeding.

Justice Beaver — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:09:38 +0000

First off, let me say GREAT pair of BVD’s there. Great decision.

I don’t know why you’re standing half-naked in that barn. Are you supposed to be milking cows in the summer time? I’m confused.

Do me a favor. Pull up your pants, button up your jacket, and go back to watching Jonas Brothers 3D.