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Decisions: You’re 0 for 3.

Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d totally bang your mom, but she has no place in your senior photo…

Neither does your cat…

And neither does your pierced ears…

And neither does your face? Yeah!

AND NEITHER DOES YOUR FACE!…

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My Eyes are Bleeding.

Posted on09. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

First off, let me say GREAT pair of BVD’s there. Great decision.

I don’t know why you’re standing half-naked in that barn. Are you supposed to be milking cows in the summer time? I’m confused.

Do me a favor.…

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Is that Lipstick in your pocket?

Posted on04. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

Hey bro. Thanks so much for helping us clean up some of that graffiti! You’re a real hero! Yay! Your community loves you!!

But I have a feeling they hate your f–king shorts.

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You’re scaring the children.

Posted on03. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I’m not sure what’s happening here, but it’s making everyone uncomfortable. I like to hike with my family on that trail, but now I can’t. Everyone I know is terrified of you. Please stop.

I’m not sure if you’re about…

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This isn’t your mother’s car.

Posted on02. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

So that’s pretty cool that you made it on the cover of GearShift magazine. But it’s pretty uncool that it looks like my mom made it on her Gateway PC featuring Windows 98.

Get your car out of the…

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Joey, you are a cartoon.

Posted on01. Mar, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

The extreme part in your hair? I can accept it.

The amazingly white tuxedo? I honor your unique choice.

The cartoony effects in  your senior portrait? That I cannot allow. This is shameful, and I want to punch you…

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Your dog hates you.

Posted on28. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

You might be smiling, but your dog isn’t.  Actually he looks quite pissed.  I’m sure you would be too if you were laying on top of yourself, crushing your spine and right leg.

For the dogs sake, please stand up.…

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Are you wearing pants?

Posted on26. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I’m intrigued with your picture. You’re cute, and I like lakes.

I also like chicks with no pants. If this picture was on Facebook I would totally Like it.

Oh God wait…is that…is that a promise ring?

[backs away…

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