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Sexy Senior Guitars

Posted on25. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

Someone sent us this picture, but I still can’t figure out why. It’s just a picture of a guitar. It’s cool I guess, but I’m not sure it belongs on this site.

I feel like it’s watching me…

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Let’s assume she’s 18.

Posted on24. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

That was a test, and you failed.

Rule #1 — NEVER assume a chick is 18. That’s a rookie mistake, homey.

I would’ve totally taken this girl to the spring dance in our high-school cafeteria and put my hands…

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The Preppy Zombie Pitcher

Posted on23. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I’m not saying that this is a weird picture, but I’m pretty sure that this kid has been partially buried in the ground.

He’s like a zombie who’s come back from the dead to wear $2 white necklaces and…

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How to get women in 5 steps.

Posted on22. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

Nearly all women are attracted to athletes. You’re not one? No problem. Here’s the easiest one to fake: A Water Polo Player!

1.) Go to your grandmother’s backyard and remove the tether ball from the pole. No one will…

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The Creepy Squatter

Posted on19. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I’m not sure if you’re pooping, or if you’re trying to closely investigate my weiner-zone. Either way, I don’t like it.

You look like a creepy little magician. Normally I love magic tricks, but not from someone who clearly…

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How to make me hate you.

Posted on17. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

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Sorry, dude. You’re still just chubby.

Posted on15. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I see what you’re trying to do here. I see the sideways DC beanie. I see the thumbs-only pocket move. The smedium tank top definitely almost fooled me too.

But in the end…

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Were you just kidnapped?

Posted on13. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

I can only assume you’re chained to that pier. Why else would you be in the water with your glasses and shirt still on? Under normal circumstances I would encourage you to keep on as many articles of clothing…

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