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No Shoes = Dirty Socks.

Posted on08. Jun, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

This is what happens when you don’t wear shoes.  You get dirty socks.  My question is, what is this guy doing not wearing shoes?  And if he doesn’t have shoes, why does he have socks?

Regardless,…

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The Point and Smile move…again.

Posted on27. May, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

You my friend have perfected the point and smile move.  Your’s is way better than this guy’s.  I look happier and have a longer reach with your arm and finger, that’s what separates…

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Nice Stretch Routine.

Posted on27. May, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

I’m going to go ahead and give this girl mad props for stretching out her legs before she takes her photo shoot to the next level.  She realizes the key to a great senior photo…

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Sweet Trophies.

Posted on25. May, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

I have no idea what these trophies are for.  Judging by the years attached to some of them, they spanned 2000-2004 which is 5 years.  I don’t know why that’s important, just thought I would…

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I love Pipes

Posted on03. May, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

I love water pipes, that’s why I decided to take a picture with them.  I know everything there is to know about pipes and about cleaning them.  My fellow senior class mates call me the pipe cleaner.

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Navy Seal or Swamp Monster?

Posted on27. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

That was a trick question, you are neither.  You don’t seem ugly enough from the nose up to be a Swamp Monster and you don’t have the killer instincts in your eyes to be a…

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The Dumpster Girl

Posted on26. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

Congrats, you will forever be knowing as the dumpster girl.  Best case scenario you are called the Solid Waste White Girl.  Way to go, I bet you won’t be attending your 10 year reunion.…

You’re No Tiger Woods

Posted on20. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

You’re no Tiger Woods…Only because you are white.  I bet your skills on the course are the same though.  Maybe you are Phil Mickelson, but you’re not left handed.

I give up. You…

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