Regardless, he will forever be known as Dirty Sock Boy by his senior classmates.  Good luck finding a date to prom.  No girl wants to go with a guy that doesn’t wear shoes and has dirty socks.

You my friend have perfected the point and smile move.  Your’s is way better than this guy’s.  I look happier and have a longer reach with your arm and finger, that’s what separates you from the rest.  Congrats.

Oh, and sweet flannel shirt.  Gangster.

I’m going to go ahead and give this girl mad props for stretching out her legs before she takes her photo shoot to the next level.  She realizes the key to a great senior photo shoot is loose hammys and quads.  She doesn’t want to be half way through the shoot and then go down with a strained muscle that could have been prevented.  Kudos to you girl for stretching as well as giving me something to fantasize about for the next 15 seconds.

I have no idea what these trophies are for.  Judging by the years attached to some of them, they spanned 2000-2004 which is 5 years.  I don’t know why that’s important, just thought I would point that little fact out.

Usually trophies like these have some sort of little athletic person on the top of them.  I see no little athletic people on the top of your trophies, thus they aren’t athletic trophies.  If that wasn’t enough, the coke bottle glasses and thin/weak arms and lack of muscle development is also a dead giveaway that you don’t play sports.

I bet these are debate trophies.  Send us a comment if you have any other ideas on what these trophies are.

I love water pipes, that’s why I decided to take a picture with them.  I know everything there is to know about pipes and about cleaning them.  My fellow senior class mates call me the pipe cleaner.

That was a trick question, you are neither.  You don’t seem ugly enough from the nose up to be a Swamp Monster and you don’t have the killer instincts in your eyes to be a Navy Seal.

But I am curious what made you want to take your senior picture swimming in a swamp.  It must be a place that has sentimental value to you.   A place where your older boyfriend took you after prom a couple years ago.  Don’t worry, we have all been there and done that.

Congrats, you will forever be knowing as the dumpster girl.  Best case scenario you are called the Solid Waste White Girl.  Way to go, I bet you won’t be attending your 10 year reunion.

Let this be a lesson to every senior out there.  Don’t take your picture in front of a a garbage dumpster.  I don’t care how artistic it will make you look, or how cool the picture might turn out.  There is no upside to it, only downside.  You’re welcome in advance.

You’re no Tiger Woods…Only because you are white.  I bet your skills on the course are the same though.  Maybe you are Phil Mickelson, but you’re not left handed.

I give up. You are just some senior wearing a white golf belt.

Submitted by cnr2234:

I respect the fact that this guy was reppin’ the Audi car before Audi’s became so popular.  What I don’t respect is the fact that it is their station wagon model.  You’re not a mother of 5 kids, get some thing more sporty.

Sweet American Eagle shirt too.

The first and last high school class picture.  Ahh memories.  My how you have grown up right before us, Erin.  It does look like high school got the better of you.  I would comment on what the print says, but it’s to small to read and I’m still drunk from last night.

On the positive side, because I’m still drunk, you actually look pretty attractive. Wocka Wocka Wocka.