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You’re No Tiger Woods
Posted on20. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
You’re no Tiger Woods…Only because you are white. I bet your skills on the course are the same though. Maybe you are Phil Mickelson, but you’re not left handed.
I give up. You…
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Reppin’ the Audi.
Posted on16. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
Submitted by cnr2234:
I respect the fact that this guy was reppin’ the Audi car before Audi’s became so popular. What I don’t respect is the fact that it is their station wagon…
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The first and last
Posted on13. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
The first and last high school class picture. Ahh memories. My how you have grown up right before us, Erin. It does look like high school got the better of you. I would comment on…
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The Pool Shark
Posted on08. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
Congrats Steven, you have cemented your legacy as a Pool Shark forever. Of course you have also cemented your legacy as a d-bag that wears stupid hats. Congrats Again.
I bet it’s difficult to play pool…
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Tanner the All-American
Posted on07. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
So I did some research, and there was no high school football All-American in 2004 named Tanner. Quit lying to everyone Tanner, let it go. Why don’t you just go ahead and put “Walked on the Moon” or…
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Don’t stare into the Light.
Posted on06. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
You’re hot. End of Story. If by chance you looked directly into that light and were blinded. I am officially offering my services to walk with you around town, dress you, and rub the small…
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Sweet Car…
Posted on06. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
…even sweeter haircut. Was Vanilla Ice your favorite rap artist growing up? What is a car like that doing in a grass field? It’s not a monster truck, it doesn’t have mud tires. It should be on the…
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Little Drummer Boy.
Posted on01. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
You were the glue that held the marching band together in 2001. You were the rhythm to every body’s beat. You were able to hold all sorts of cool trinkets in your cargo shorts. Everybody was jealous of…


