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Slow down Jason

Slow down Jason

Posted on31. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Whoaahhh!!  Slow down Jason, you’re driving to fast, we can barely see you.  Wait, you aren’t even driving.  Are you telling me that you are about to graduate from high school and you don’t even have your drivers…

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I hate Men.

I hate Men.

Posted on29. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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I’ll knock you out, with my pink boxing gloves.  Unless you are a chick, then I’ll give you a shoulder rub, with my pink boxing gloves.  You will love it because I love chicks.  That’s…

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I’m on FIRE!!

I’m on FIRE!!

Posted on29. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Yeah, that’s right ladies, Corey is on FIRE!!  Or he is the devil, I’m not sure yet.  With that smile and facial hair, I’m leaning toward the later.

Sweet hair cut too, Corey.

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The Dual Threat

The Dual Threat

Posted on29. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Not only can you play the Trumpet, but you can also play the French Horn.  That’s what we in the marching band world call a “Dual Threat”.  You can plug her in, in whatever section brass instrument section…

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Hip-Hip-Horraaay!!

Hip-Hip-Horraaay!!

Posted on26. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Let me guess, you were on the cheerleading squad.  Good form on the jump, right hand on waist, left hand up at a 45 degree angle.  Perfect.  Just be sure to keep that left fist…

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Lovely Toes.

Lovely Toes.

Posted on26. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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That green dress looks very becoming on you.  Of course if I were on you…Welp, you know the rest.  I’d need  paper bag first though, or make sure the lights were off.  No really, I…

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The Natural aka Roy Hobbs.

The Natural aka Roy Hobbs.

Posted on25. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Whoa!! Are you telling me that you hit baseballs so hard that lightning comes shooting out of it?  That’s impressive.  What’s also impressive is that you find it necessary to put gel in your hair when you are…

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My Telephone.

My Telephone.

Posted on24. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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I think you’ve listened to one to many Lady GaGa songs.  And I also think you got a little to crazy with the bleach.  And I also think you need to go lighter on the eye shadow.  And…

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