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The Golfer Girl

The Golfer Girl

Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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So you are beautiful, you play golf, you wear short little shorts, and you aren’t afraid to wear a pearl necklace.  I love you.  Will you marry me?

Best.Senior.Portrait.Ever.

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Always a Cage Dancer.

Always a Cage Dancer.

Posted on20. Jul, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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We get it.  You love spending time behind a cage.  You love dancing behind that cage.  You will forever yearn to be a cage dancer.

The only thing missing is your glow sticks…

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What Large Bras You Have

What Large Bras You Have

Posted on29. Apr, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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I don’t know why you chose to take your senior picture with a bunch of bra’s, but you did.  I don’t know why you want your fellow senior classmates to remember you as…

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Casey the Creepy Smile

Casey the Creepy Smile

Posted on13. Apr, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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I’ll give you props Casey, you have a creepy smile but you aren’t afraid to show it.  Kudos to you, I’m sure it will get you thrown in jail for 25 years at some point.

Nice

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Blue Steel

Blue Steel

Posted on21. Feb, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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Today is the big day. Senior Portrait Day!

Go rummage for your wrinkled khaki’s from the bottom of the hamper, steal your dad’s over sized Polo shirt from 94′ and put your best…

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Holy Cheese Fries Bat Woman!

Holy Cheese Fries Bat Woman!

Posted on19. Feb, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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Du na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na BAT TROLL!

Pretty sure it’s hard to save the city of Gotham in your high heels. Re-evaluate your life please.

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True Flute Player

True Flute Player

Posted on19. Feb, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

140

Man? Woman? Man Woman? This guyyyy girl/thing makes me wish camera’s weren’t invented.

God knows where that flute has been.

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Guess What I Do?

Guess What I Do?

Posted on19. Feb, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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Does this really even say “Hey family and friends, I’m graduating. Hope you can make it to the ceremony!” Nnnnnope!

Do I care? Nnnnnope!

Do I wanna go do karate in the garage? Yeppp!

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