We get it, you don’t like to smile.  We get it, you have a great poker face.  Just try to mix in a smile for your senior picture, just one smile is all we ask.  I bet Christmas morning in your house was an exciting time.

Btw. That’s not how you hold a football.  Stick to filling up the water cups.

If you feel its necessary to take your senior photo with your best friend, follow the lead of these guys.  This is how you do a buddy photo.

Notice the intensity in their eyes.  No one would dare call them guy in fear of getting beat up.

Thank you for giving us this blueprint on how not to take a buddy picture that reeks of gayness.

It’s been a while since we had a senior ballet girl on here, so here you go all you ballet supporters.

My real question is, how many rusty nails and screws did she step on taking this picture?  She is definitely going to need a Tetanus shot after this photo shoot.

Second question, do you think she plucked that sunflower in her hair when she got to the shoot, or did she bring it with her?  Ok thats a terrible question and who really cares?

It’s not snowing, Kirsten.  There is no need for you to walk down the street with your skies.  Let me guess, you just wanted to show everyone that your favorite high school activity is skiing.  That’s cool and alright to do in the middle of the summer.

What’s not alright is that little beanie you are wearing.  It makes you look like you have a mushroom on your head.

We get it, you’re the next Travis Pastrana.  We get, you have perfected the flying superman with a heel click, trick.  I just wish you would attempt to jump a bigger mound of dirt than that 2 foot mound in the back ground.  That’s just weak.

You have tons of those starry showmaker patches there on your letter jacket.  You must be quite the entertainer.

I actually think that you just made up those patches and awards to make yourself feel better about not getting a real athletic letter.  You could have gone the band route also, instead of making up some bogus patch.  My friends in the letter jacket community have never heard of the “showmakers” patch.

Yes, I’m calling you out for being a fraud.  A cute fraud, but a fraud none the less.

We get it.  You love spending time behind a cage.  You love dancing behind that cage.  You will forever yearn to be a cage dancer.

The only thing missing is your glow sticks and some terrible house music.  You also need your skimpy little spandex outfit with platform shoes because that nice striped button down is causing me to go cross eyed behind that cage.

On the positive side, at least you have a beautiful smile.

No one really wants to be the bass guitarist in a band.  That’s like wanting to be the second guy to walk on the moon.  It’s just not that glamorous.

But I have a feeling that this guy is going to change all of that.  With his sweet hair and creeper smile, everyone will now want to be the bass guitarist.