Archive for 'Activities'
Hip-Hip-Horraaay!!
Posted on26. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
Let me guess, you were on the cheerleading squad. Good form on the jump, right hand on waist, left hand up at a 45 degree angle. Perfect. Just be sure to keep that left fist…
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I Want to Rock
Posted on25. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
This kid has it down perfectly. Plus he is jumping at least 3 feet in the air cause those are some big speakers. Check out his shadow. Little bit of a photoshop fail.
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Clay Aiken
Posted on24. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Turn the music up in my headphones. My Bose headphones. The ones that cancel all outside noise. The only thing I want to hear is my beautiful voice. I wish we hadn’t decided to record my album in…
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Sweet Purple Guitar
Posted on18. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Chicks dig it when you can awkwardly place your guitar up to your face for your Senior Portrait. Screw playing the guitar, it’s all about the photo memories. Good thing is you can turn…
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Tiger, Who? Tiger, What?
Posted on12. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
Here is what I have deduced from this picture.
This cheerleader is secretly hoping, keeping her fingers crossed, that her name surfaces as one of Tiger Woods mistresses. She will then cash in on a major…
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Yay! Friendships and Corsages
Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Have you ever made love in a Holiday Inn after the Prom? Have you ever wore a sweet Duct Tape outfit? Have you ever been to the Ghetto? Have you ever seen your Mom’s or friends MILF prom picture?
Well…
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Spray Paint on my Body
Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
I have no idea where the hell this picture was taken. Are you a graffiti artist? If so, you can spry paint my naked canvas anytime. I probably would make love to her if a had three bud heavy’s. The…
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Me and my Saxophone
Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Sweet Saxophone. I’m guessing you are in the school band. Probably not the marching band, because well…nevermind. I’m an asshole, I know.
I like the flowers in the background. Daisies are my favorite. There I said…


