Archive for 'Douchers'
Try to Crack a Smile
Posted on28. Feb, 2011 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We get it, you don’t like to smile. We get it, you have a great poker face. Just try to mix in a smile for your senior picture, just one smile is all we ask. I bet…
Continue Reading
You are soooo Random
Posted on03. Dec, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We get it, you were voted most random in your Senior Class. We also get that you like to use Johnson & Johnson products.
Next time you feel the need to show how…
Continue Reading
The Pyromaniac
Posted on15. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Yes, you do love fire. You also love wearing socks with sandals. I’m not sure those two things go together. What if you spill a little gasoline on your sock and then try to light…
Continue Reading
The Newest KISS member.
Posted on12. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
You’re a rock-star, or at least that’s what you want your senior classmates to remember you as being. Unfortunately the only thing they are going to remember is that you have a really wide tongue.
Side…
Continue Reading
John Deere is sexy.
Posted on09. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
The commercials say that, “Nothing runs like a Deere”. Well I’m here to say that nothing is sexier than this guy. Go ahead laddies, try not to wet your panties looking at this guy in…
Continue Reading
The Ultimate Buddy Picture.
Posted on09. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
If you feel its necessary to take your senior photo with your best friend, follow the lead of these guys. This is how you do a buddy photo.
Notice the intensity in their…
Continue Reading
Flame-Baller.
Posted on02. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We get it. You throw Fire Balls. But I don’t believe you pitch for the White Sox. You are too white to pitch for them. If you were Latin, I might believe that you did.…
Continue Reading
Sweet Sunglasses.
Posted on27. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Sweet Oakley sunglasses. I like how they reflect the sky even though you are looking straight ahead and not upwards. Yeah, that wasn’t digitally enhanced or anything.
Also, if anybody tells you that…


