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I race cars…literally.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:25:00 +0000

Yeah, that’s right. I race cars…literally. I’m that fast. Plus I like to stare at the starter girls in their short daisy duke shorts.

There isn’t a senior or a Ford Mustang that is faster than me in the country. Everyone calls me White Lightning.

The Cool Kid

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:41:15 +0000

Obviously you were the cool kid in school. All the ladies wanted you and all the guys wanted to be you, we get it. Your chest tattoo takes you to a new level of cool.

And by new level of cool, I mean new level of doucher.

Marshall Mathers

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:53:55 +0000

Hey Marshall Mathers. Why are you leaning on a trunk in the middle of an old alley way? This doesn’t make sense to me. And why are you giving us the side profile view? Is there something wrong with the left side of your face? I know what it is. Your pencil thin sideburn on your left side isn’t as good as the one of your right side.

Well I’m sure you have a good reason for all those questions just like I’m sure you had a good reason for buying that extra large collared shirt. Baller!!

I love Cows

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 13:47:16 +0000

I love cows for two reasons. Steaks and Milk.

If they didn’t have the brain the size of an acorn, they would probably love me and my blue tie and blue jacket with cool little patch on it.

Have I mentioned that I love Cows?

I want to be back in Highschool.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:36:23 +0000

Obviously this guy is not a senior in highschool. Not with that grey hair and 5 o’clock shadow on his face. So my question is, why did this guy go to Olan Mills and take a senior portrait? And why didn’t he take that money he spent and guy buy some braces to fix those teeth?

I really do miss the 80’s.

I play for Keeps.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:04:09 +0000

I can palm a basketball in both hands. My jersey can be worn at both home and on the road. I look like a young Dirk Nowitzki. My game though resembles that of Danny Hurley.

Music Producer 2

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 18:09:25 +0000

Crazy effects! Ahhhhhh! Music producer with a towel around his neck. Oh yeah! We have posted this guy before and we just had to add another one of his doozies.

My blue guitar

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:24:53 +0000

Let me play you a taste little lick on my blue guitar here in the middle of the forrest. Then I’ll let you play with my hair, you can comb in forwards over my eyes and ears because that’s how Justin Bieber does it.

All the senior girls love me and my blue guitar.

Check out my Bass.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:53:19 +0000

No one really wants to be the bass guitarist in a band. That’s like wanting to be the second guy to walk on the moon. It’s just not that glamorous.

But I have a feeling that this guy is going to change all of that. With his sweet hair and creeper smile, everyone will now want to be the bass guitarist.

MaCarthur is the Man

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:15 +0000

Heisman pose? Yep. Smedium Footbal jersey? Yep. Terrible arm angle? Believe it! It’s kind of like McGruber in a sense but I guess MacArthur works too.