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Put a Shirt on…

Posted on27. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

…no one in your senior class wants to remember you as the guy that doesn’t wear a shirt.  I guess that’s slightly better than being remembered as the guy with the “Something About Marry” haircut…

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Thanks Dad.

Posted on11. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

We get it, Daddy bought you a Mercedes.

I got a beat up Lincoln when I turned 16, so go F’ yourself.

Oh, and your Burberry shirt is gay.  I’m surprised you aren’t wearing a Rolex.

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I race cars…literally.

Posted on23. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Yeah, that’s right.  I race cars…literally.  I’m that fast.  Plus I like to stare at the starter girls in their short daisy duke shorts.

There isn’t a senior or a Ford Mustang that…

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The Cool Kid

Posted on17. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Obviously you were the cool kid in school.  All the ladies wanted you and all the guys wanted to be you, we get it.  Your chest tattoo takes you to a new level of cool.…

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Marshall Mathers

Posted on10. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Hey Marshall Mathers.  Why are you leaning on a trunk in the middle of an old alley way?  This doesn’t make sense to me.  And why are you giving us the side profile view?  Is…

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I love Cows

Posted on05. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

I love cows for two reasons.  Steaks and Milk.

If they didn’t have the brain the size of an acorn, they would probably love me and my blue tie and blue jacket with…

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I want to be back in Highschool.

Posted on20. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Obviously this guy is not a senior in highschool.  Not with that grey hair and 5 o’clock shadow on his face.  So my question is, why did this guy go to Olan Mills and take…

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I play for Keeps.

Posted on07. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

I can palm a basketball in both hands.  My jersey can be worn at both home and on the road.  I look like a young Dirk Nowitzki.  My game though resembles that of Danny Hurley.

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