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Kudos

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:28:11 +0000

Kudos to CollegeHumor for the find. This guy looks like he has been eating an apple through a chain linked fence. Genius idea on the snorkel. When you go diving in the high school fishies, you want to make sure you have plenty of stamina.

The Panty Dropper

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:32:21 +0000

This guy gets it. People have been trying to play the violin for years and have failed miserably. Being able to dominate this instrument instantly places you in the panty dropper section for any girl you serenade, even if you look like a 11 year old and you are a senior.

How its Done

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:19:16 +0000

Whoops. Curveball. Majority of the shait we post on here is funny, okay 1 out of 10. Blow me.

However, sometimes we need to give props. This is a tastefully done Senior Portrait.

Here’s why: We know he plays football but he doesn’t have award central posted everywhere. He looks like a badass but he’s not trying to be one. He has soft hands which seemed to be lotioned up regularly. He only has eight fingers total and can still play football well.

Kudos my friend. Keep truckin.

[Submitted by Jackie]

Happy St. Patricks Day

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:00:19 +0000

[photo props SilvasPhoto.com]

Happy St. Peees!! This guy was genius. He made his Senior High School Portrait for the sole purpose of our site to post on St. Paddies Day. Great job buddy. Sweet hair too.

Yay! Friendships and Corsages

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:15:43 +0000

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Creepin’

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:08:43 +0000

How can you creep on yourself you ask? This is how. This is such a great Senior Portrait, its ridiculously awesome. Bringing Olan Mills back into your photo is the only way to go. Kudos my friend. I would pass out wallet size pics of this to all my potential love making opportunities.

The Real Deal

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:20:06 +0000

Ok. Now we are talking. All these fake karate and nun-chuck Senior Portraits have been irritating the shit out of me. I finally found one where the person could actually behead me. Look into his eyes for 7 seconds. Yep, I’m right. You can call him Dragon.

Keyboard Jonny

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:26:01 +0000

Greatest. Keyboard. Ever. As I say all the time, the guitar is over played. Use a violin, recorder or a keyboard. Imagine playing this as your chica rolls through your dorm. “Oh dont mind me, I’m just playing a little Enrique. Why dont you get comfortable and take your bra off.”

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I make it Rain!!

Fozzie Bear — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:21:51 +0000

I make it Rain!! Literally. I have the ability to make it rain when ever and where ever I want. It’s a gift. If you piss me off, I will flood your Sh*t.

Lil Jon

Fozzie Bear — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:16:09 +0000

Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!! Whhhaaaaaaaatt!! Okkkaaaaaaayyyyyy!!

Awesome glasses, Lil Jon. Yeeeaaaaahhhhh!!