Archive for 'Sports'
Your bat is on FIRE!!
Posted on13. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We git it. Your bat is on Fire. No one can get you out. You are in the zone.
I’ll give it to you though, your senior photo is way better than
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I race cars…literally.
Posted on23. Aug, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Yeah, that’s right. I race cars…literally. I’m that fast. Plus I like to stare at the starter girls in their short daisy duke shorts.
There isn’t a senior or a Ford Mustang that…
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So you’re a Brewers fan.
Posted on27. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
So you are a Brewers Fan. That’s exciting. I’m actually a huge fan of the old school Brewers uniforms. I just feel sorry that you live in Milwaukee or Wisconsin.
I also like…
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The Golfer Girl
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Steven Seagal.
So you are beautiful, you play golf, you wear short little shorts, and you aren’t afraid to wear a pearl necklace. I love you. Will you marry me?
Best.Senior.Portrait.Ever.
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Put your Shoes on.
Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Please put your shoes on. Nobody in your senior class wants to look at your feet. Trust me, thats not the worst thing I could say either, but I’m feeling nice today so I’ll leave it at that.
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I play for Keeps.
Posted on07. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
I can palm a basketball in both hands. My jersey can be worn at both home and on the road. I look like a young Dirk Nowitzki. My game though resembles that of Danny Hurley.
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Bump, Set, Spike.
Posted on06. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
Decent senior photo, although, I’m still going to have to deduct points for having the volleyball photoshopped into the picture. Also, points will be deducted for wearing jeans and not the short spandex shorts all volleyball…
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Hank the Homerun Hero.
Posted on30. Jun, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
I hit baseballs really far and my eye black is always perfectly rectangular shaped. Palm up, Palm down, that’s how I hit. That’s how I stroke the long ball.


