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The Softballing Ballerina

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:54:35 +0000

With that batting stance, I doubt you are a true softball player, but I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and believe that you are indeed a two sport star.

Is ballet really a sport? No, it is not.

So you are just a one sport star and questionable star at that. Great senior picture and legs though. Email me and I’ll take you to the batting cages.

I race cars…literally.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:25:00 +0000

Yeah, that’s right. I race cars…literally. I’m that fast. Plus I like to stare at the starter girls in their short daisy duke shorts.

There isn’t a senior or a Ford Mustang that is faster than me in the country. Everyone calls me White Lightning.

So you’re a Brewers fan.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:34:02 +0000

So you are a Brewers Fan. That’s exciting. I’m actually a huge fan of the old school Brewers uniforms. I just feel sorry that you live in Milwaukee or Wisconsin.

I also like that picture frame that you have going through your body. I’m sure that was painful putting it through your leg.

The Golfer Girl

Steven Seagal — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:49:15 +0000

So you are beautiful, you play golf, you wear short little shorts, and you aren’t afraid to wear a pearl necklace. I love you. Will you marry me?

Best.Senior.Portrait.Ever.

Put your Shoes on.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:45:13 +0000

Please put your shoes on. Nobody in your senior class wants to look at your feet. Trust me, thats not the worst thing I could say either, but I’m feeling nice today so I’ll leave it at that.

I play for Keeps.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:04:09 +0000

I can palm a basketball in both hands. My jersey can be worn at both home and on the road. I look like a young Dirk Nowitzki. My game though resembles that of Danny Hurley.

Bump, Set, Spike.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:16:32 +0000

Decent senior photo, although, I’m still going to have to deduct points for having the volleyball photoshopped into the picture. Also, points will be deducted for wearing jeans and not the short spandex shorts all volleyball players play in.

All in all, Danielle, I give this photo a 6. That’s still above average with room to improve.

Hank the Homerun Hero.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:35:18 +0000

I hit baseballs really far and my eye black is always perfectly rectangular shaped. Palm up, Palm down, that’s how I hit. That’s how I stroke the long ball.

MaCarthur is the Man

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:15 +0000

Heisman pose? Yep. Smedium Footbal jersey? Yep. Terrible arm angle? Believe it! It’s kind of like McGruber in a sense but I guess MacArthur works too.

I’m a Senior Pitcher…

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:08:24 +0000

…and this is how I throw my fastball, aka the Dominator. I call it the Dominator because when I throw it, it dominates the opposing hitter.

Oh and that sun behind me is bright, but not half as bright as my future.