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I’m a Senior Pitcher…

Posted on03. Jun, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

…and this is how I throw my fastball, aka the Dominator.  I call it the Dominator because when I throw it, it dominates the opposing hitter.

Oh and that sun behind me is…

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Badminton

Posted on25. May, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Badminton!! What’s up!!  Scotty Fong loves badminton and throwing up gang signs.

Question: What’s the name of the little bird like thing you hit in badminton?

Answer:  ShuttleCock.

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Play Tattoos…Yay!

Posted on10. May, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

That looks like a bad ass fake tattoo that you get out of a gumball machine. Kudos for following the direction properly and watering the entire tattoo before applying. Sweet.

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How its Done

Posted on25. Apr, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Whoops. Curveball. Majority of the shait we post on here is funny, okay 1 out of 10. Blow me.

However, sometimes we need to give props. This is a tastefully done Senior Portrait.

Here’s why: We know he plays football…

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You’re No Tiger Woods

Posted on20. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

You’re no Tiger Woods…Only because you are white.  I bet your skills on the course are the same though.  Maybe you are Phil Mickelson, but you’re not left handed.

I give up. You…

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Horses and Stables

Posted on19. Apr, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

That palomino looks way hotter than her, just sayin. Look at its bangs. I wish the photographer would have placed more attention on her rather then the horse. Not cool buddy.

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Tanner the All-American

Posted on07. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

So I did some research, and there was no high school football All-American in 2004 named Tanner.  Quit lying to everyone Tanner, let it go.  Why don’t you just go ahead and put “Walked on the Moon” or…

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Ohhhh Billy!

Posted on02. Apr, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

Billy, your life is now complete.  Not only are you rocking the sweet Doc Martins, but you have the manly hoop ear ring in the left year, not the right one because you aren’t gay.

But…

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