Nailed it.

This is one of those rare exceptions where I’d rather have the bottom half of the woman and the top half of a fish.

Good catch, but let’s throw this one back.

I’m quite the catch.  Woman want me, guys want to be me.

We get it, you were voted most random in your Senior Class.  We also get that you like to use Johnson & Johnson products.

Next time you feel the need to show how random you are, please do it with a shirt on.  No one needs to see that.

The commercials say that, “Nothing runs like a Deere”.  Well I’m here to say that nothing is sexier than this guy.  Go ahead laddies, try not to wet your panties looking at this guy in your senior year book.

I just want to know where the other end of those awesome suspenders attaches too.  I bet it’s someplace magical.

…a great way to build leg strength and definition.  Yet they aren’t to good when you are trying to pose for your senior picture in heels.

Kudos to you for attempting such a tough pose.

Btw, your feet look to long for those shoes.  You might want to go up to a bigger size next time.

I haven’t seen this pose and picture attempted since 1989.  It is a classic, but there is a reason that it hasn’t been duplicated in 21 years.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt though and say you succeded in recreating this pose, only because you are wearing a tight red dress and a pearl necklace.

You’re thumb though is really long and is kind of freaking me out.  I suggest chopping them off and the knuckle.

Yeah, that’s right.  I went there.  I referred to your dog as your twin.  Come on though, look at you two.  Can you tell me that you don’t look like each other?  I mean, you have a cute dog, that’s a fact.

Also let me point out the corduroy chair you are sitting in.  I’m jealous.

I’m at a loss of words over this Senior Photo.

Maybe if I could stop laughing long enough I could figure out something semi-funny to write, but untill then…enjoy and leave a comment.

Yes.  This is someone real Senior Photo.

Skate or Die.  That’s how I live my life.  I rock Abercrombie shirts and put my hair in some sort of foe-hawk so people can’t mistaken me for a girl.

Oh and the background design.  Yeah I did that.  No big deal.  I’m wild and crazy like that.  That’s why I have a lip ring.

Nothing screams Manliness like a chainsaw, leather bound books, a tie, and khaki pants.  You will be forever known amongst your senior class mates as a Man’s man.