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Many leather bound books.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:17:38 +0000

We get it, you are really smart, you like to read books, you’re something of a book worm. I have a hard time believe that this is really your own personal library. Is this background photoshopped into your senior picture? You used photoshop in your senior picture. You can’t be that smart.

Oh, and who sits in a chair like that? Why is that book in the chair behind you? Just move the book and sit back in the chair like a normal person.

Ed Hardy dress.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:12:45 +0000

Are you really wearing an Ed Hardy dress for your senior photo? I believe you are. Terrible life choice. You were a solid 7.492, but now you are somewhere around a 5.

Oh and please put some shoes on, you have terrible feet.

Tinkerbell

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:44:30 +0000

This isn’t the most flattering dress I’ve ever seen, but somehow you pull it off. I’m thrown off though by you wanting to stand in the middle of a pond to take this picture.

The only thing you are missing is your little magic wand and your fairy dust. I’m sure my friend Chris has some extra dust since he too is a fairy.

So you’re a Brewers fan.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:34:02 +0000

So you are a Brewers Fan. That’s exciting. I’m actually a huge fan of the old school Brewers uniforms. I just feel sorry that you live in Milwaukee or Wisconsin.

I also like that picture frame that you have going through your body. I’m sure that was painful putting it through your leg.

The Golfer Girl

Steven Seagal — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:49:15 +0000

So you are beautiful, you play golf, you wear short little shorts, and you aren’t afraid to wear a pearl necklace. I love you. Will you marry me?

Best.Senior.Portrait.Ever.

Put your Shoes on.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:45:13 +0000

Please put your shoes on. Nobody in your senior class wants to look at your feet. Trust me, thats not the worst thing I could say either, but I’m feeling nice today so I’ll leave it at that.

Always a Cage Dancer.

Steven Seagal — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:42:10 +0000

We get it. You love spending time behind a cage. You love dancing behind that cage. You will forever yearn to be a cage dancer.

The only thing missing is your glow sticks and some terrible house music. You also need your skimpy little spandex outfit with platform shoes because that nice striped button down is causing me to go cross eyed behind that cage.

On the positive side, at least you have a beautiful smile.

I want to be back in Highschool.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:36:23 +0000

Obviously this guy is not a senior in highschool. Not with that grey hair and 5 o’clock shadow on his face. So my question is, why did this guy go to Olan Mills and take a senior portrait? And why didn’t he take that money he spent and guy buy some braces to fix those teeth?

I really do miss the 80’s.

Kudos

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:28:11 +0000

Kudos to CollegeHumor for the find. This guy looks like he has been eating an apple through a chain linked fence. Genius idea on the snorkel. When you go diving in the high school fishies, you want to make sure you have plenty of stamina.

The Panty Dropper

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:32:21 +0000

This guy gets it. People have been trying to play the violin for years and have failed miserably. Being able to dominate this instrument instantly places you in the panty dropper section for any girl you serenade, even if you look like a 11 year old and you are a senior.