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Check out my Bass.

Check out my Bass.

Posted on29. Jun, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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No one really wants to be the bass guitarist in a band.  That’s like wanting to be the second guy to walk on the moon.  It’s just not that glamorous.

But I have…

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Me and my Saxophone

Me and my Saxophone

Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Sweet Saxophone.  I’m guessing you are in the school band.  Probably not the marching band, because well…nevermind.  I’m an asshole, I know.

I like the flowers in the background. Daisies are my favorite.  There I said…

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Band Geek

Band Geek

Posted on05. Feb, 2010 by Steven Seagal.

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It’s one thing if a guy never gets laid in high school. But sweetheart, it looks like you’ll be outta luck as well.
And why is your face made of diamonds?

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Don’t Worry, We Won’t.

Don’t Worry, We Won’t.

Posted on03. Feb, 2010 by Justice Beaver.

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Listen, we’re really proud of you for making the dance team. We all know how much more impressive that is than being a cheerleader. Oh, and you’re in the band too? Adorable.

Seriously, why would we hate you for…

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