Tag Archives: baseball
You are soooo Random
Posted on03. Dec, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We get it, you were voted most random in your Senior Class. We also get that you like to use Johnson & Johnson products.
Next time you feel the need to show how…
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Flame-Baller.
Posted on02. Nov, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We get it. You throw Fire Balls. But I don’t believe you pitch for the White Sox. You are too white to pitch for them. If you were Latin, I might believe that you did.…
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Your bat is on FIRE!!
Posted on13. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
We git it. Your bat is on Fire. No one can get you out. You are in the zone.
I’ll give it to you though, your senior photo is way better than
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So you’re a Brewers fan.
Posted on27. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
So you are a Brewers Fan. That’s exciting. I’m actually a huge fan of the old school Brewers uniforms. I just feel sorry that you live in Milwaukee or Wisconsin.
I also like…
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Hank the Homerun Hero.
Posted on30. Jun, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
I hit baseballs really far and my eye black is always perfectly rectangular shaped. Palm up, Palm down, that’s how I hit. That’s how I stroke the long ball.
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I’m a Senior Pitcher…
Posted on03. Jun, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
…and this is how I throw my fastball, aka the Dominator. I call it the Dominator because when I throw it, it dominates the opposing hitter.
Oh and that sun behind me is…
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The only Hot Red Sox fan.
Posted on27. Apr, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.
I do believe you are the only hot Red Sox fan in American. Congrats, Big Poppy would be proud. Too bad Big Poppy is terrible now and so are the Red Sox. You are too…
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The Natural aka Roy Hobbs.
Posted on25. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.
Whoa!! Are you telling me that you hit baseballs so hard that lightning comes shooting out of it? That’s impressive. What’s also impressive is that you find it necessary to put gel in your hair when you are…


