Tag Archives: Car

Sweet Car…

Sweet Car…

Posted on06. Apr, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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…even sweeter haircut.  Was Vanilla Ice your favorite rap artist growing up?  What is a car like that doing in a grass field?  It’s not a monster truck, it doesn’t have mud tires.  It should be on the…

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Slow down Jason

Slow down Jason

Posted on31. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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Whoaahhh!!  Slow down Jason, you’re driving to fast, we can barely see you.  Wait, you aren’t even driving.  Are you telling me that you are about to graduate from high school and you don’t even have your drivers…

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This isn’t your mother’s car.

This isn’t your mother’s car.

Posted on02. Mar, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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So that’s pretty cool that you made it on the cover of GearShift magazine. But it’s pretty uncool that it looks like my mom made it on her Gateway PC featuring Windows 98.

Get your car out of the…

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Hey Ladies

Hey Ladies

Posted on25. Feb, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Is that a 94′ Silver z28 Camaro?? I’m not even gay and I want to go for a ride. These are the typical three poses used by Douchers trying to get some Frosh/Soph tail. The good thing is they see…

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Creeper? Yep.

Creeper? Yep.

Posted on17. Feb, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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First off, I would never have my truck in my Senior Photo if it was turquoise. Wouldn’t be in my best interest. I also wouldn’t creepishly stare in the side mirror like I was going to murder the person in…

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My Car Rules

My Car Rules

Posted on01. Feb, 2010 by Middle Jonas Brother.

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Everyone loves my car in High School because my light don’t go up automatically. Yeah they work and when I pull up to take my date to the prom, I flash my lights to let her know big daddy is…

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