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Sweet Car…

Fozzie Bear — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:09:15 +0000

…even sweeter haircut. Was Vanilla Ice your favorite rap artist growing up? What is a car like that doing in a grass field? It’s not a monster truck, it doesn’t have mud tires. It should be on the street or a drag strip or judging by you, in front of Sonic sitting there trying to mack on high school sophomores.

Whatever you do though, don’t smile. You will ruin your street cred. Oh wait, that vest you are wearing already did that.

Slow down Jason

Fozzie Bear — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:40:55 +0000

Whoaahhh!! Slow down Jason, you’re driving to fast, we can barely see you. Wait, you aren’t even driving. Are you telling me that you are about to graduate from high school and you don’t even have your drivers license? Embarrassing!!

What is ractive? That isn’t even a word.

This isn’t your mother’s car.

Justice Beaver — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 07:38:11 +0000

So that’s pretty cool that you made it on the cover of GearShift magazine. But it’s pretty uncool that it looks like my mom made it on her Gateway PC featuring Windows 98.

Get your car out of the middle of the road, Derek.

Hey Ladies

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:34:59 +0000

Is that a 94′ Silver z28 Camaro?? I’m not even gay and I want to go for a ride. These are the typical three poses used by Douchers trying to get some Frosh/Soph tail. The good thing is they see right through it and date the band geeks. We win again.

Creeper? Yep.

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:47:11 +0000

First off, I would never have my truck in my Senior Photo if it was turquoise. Wouldn’t be in my best interest. I also wouldn’t creepishly stare in the side mirror like I was going to murder the person in the car that just passed. Just my thoughts though, obviously you didn’t listen.

My Car Rules

Justice Beaver — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:56:15 +0000

Everyone loves my car in High School because my light don’t go up automatically. Yeah they work and when I pull up to take my date to the prom, I flash my lights to let her know big daddy is here. Serious love making happens in this car. I cant wait to dominate college vajayjay with the red rocket.