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You are soooo Random

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:41:57 +0000

We get it, you were voted most random in your Senior Class. We also get that you like to use Johnson & Johnson products.

Next time you feel the need to show how random you are, please do it with a shirt on. No one needs to see that.

Ms. Bear Bryant

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 16:45:39 +0000

And I thought Alabama had zero pretty chicks. I guess I was wrong. They now have one hot female in the entire state.

Rumor has it though that this little hottie, Lori Beth, moved to the state in the 11th grade though, so I don’t know if we can really count her as being an Alabamian.

How its Done

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:19:16 +0000

Whoops. Curveball. Majority of the shait we post on here is funny, okay 1 out of 10. Blow me.

However, sometimes we need to give props. This is a tastefully done Senior Portrait.

Here’s why: We know he plays football but he doesn’t have award central posted everywhere. He looks like a badass but he’s not trying to be one. He has soft hands which seemed to be lotioned up regularly. He only has eight fingers total and can still play football well.

Kudos my friend. Keep truckin.

[Submitted by Jackie]

Tanner the All-American

Fozzie Bear — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:29:55 +0000

So I did some research, and there was no high school football All-American in 2004 named Tanner. Quit lying to everyone Tanner, let it go. Why don’t you just go ahead and put “Walked on the Moon” or “Smartest man in the World” up on the flag behind you. Your whole life is a lie, I can’t believe anything you say from now on.

Fear This.

Fozzie Bear — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:05:37 +0000

Sooooooo, what exactly am I Fearing? I’m I fearing your grip on the football? Or, you’re extremely bushy eyebrows? Or, your cleanly shaven arms? Or the fact that you play for a team that has purple jerseys?

Yeah I’m not scared at all.

I set everything on FIRE!!!

Fozzie Bear — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:22:11 +0000

We get it, Domanski. Everything you touch you set on fire. That’s because you are sooooooooooooooo Hot. We get it.

The only thing I don’t get is the indian chief head in the middle of the flame. Are you trying to tell me that when you set things on fire with your hands, the chief head always appears? I doubt it, and now I’m questioning the fact that you can actually set things on fire. Good day.

Mud Football

Zachary David Alexander Efron — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:20:47 +0000

It’s tough to play mud football in a forest. Too many trees behind you. Just saying. Go take a shower, clean off your douchey-ness please.

How to make me hate you.

Justice Beaver — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:17:46 +0000

This is it.

And now a poem:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I want to punch Ben in the face,

And I hope all of his clones get cancer in their ballsacks.