Tag Archives: shoes

Wall squats are…

Wall squats are…

Posted on11. Oct, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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…a great way to build leg strength and definition.  Yet they aren’t to good when you are trying to pose for your senior picture in heels.

Kudos to you for attempting such a…

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Ed Hardy dress.

Ed Hardy dress.

Posted on29. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Are you really wearing an Ed Hardy dress for your senior photo?  I believe you are.  Terrible life choice.  You were a solid 7.492, but now you are somewhere around a 5.

Oh…

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Put your Shoes on.

Put your Shoes on.

Posted on23. Jul, 2010 by Zachary David Alexander Efron.

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Please put your shoes on.  Nobody in your senior class wants to look at your feet.  Trust me, thats not the worst thing I could say either, but I’m feeling nice today so I’ll leave it at that.

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No Shoes = Dirty Socks.

No Shoes = Dirty Socks.

Posted on08. Jun, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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This is what happens when you don’t wear shoes.  You get dirty socks.  My question is, what is this guy doing not wearing shoes?  And if he doesn’t have shoes, why does he have socks?

Regardless,…

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Lovely Toes.

Lovely Toes.

Posted on26. Mar, 2010 by Fozzie Bear.

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That green dress looks very becoming on you.  Of course if I were on you…Welp, you know the rest.  I’d need  paper bag first though, or make sure the lights were off.  No really, I…

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